Funny Phil

A man named Funny Lookin' Phil grew up with an unique proportioned body and an odd sense of style. Phil inherited a tall sternum and short legs, and always so curious why God blessed him with such bald legs. Waiting til he could function properly, he started his morning routine. While talking non stop to himself, Phil would be busy curling his rainbow armpit hair. Phil then practiced his lady skills thinking experience in that field occurred in his life, but his shyness always caught up to him. Fixing his hair made him tiresome, so Phil  became distracted and would stroke his long, blonde beard. After looking at himself in the mirror for almost 30 minutes, he couldn't help but to be picky. He put his hair up in a pony tail. Phil quickly jerked the pony tail out of his hair. Putting his hair up would emphasize his big ears and nose. Confused as to why he couldn't look handsome, Phil informed himself every morning that he was an amazing guy inside and out. The very last thing he did was put in his colored contacts. He had always hated his brown eyes, so he finally purchased contacts to make his eyes look blue.